untitledscreenplays:

My book “This Movie Will Require Dinosaurs” is now officially IN STORES AND AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE! I’m very proud of it. I hope you like it. 

You can buy it here:

AmazonBarnes & NobleIndieboundiTunesBooks-A-MillionPowells

One of my fav blogs run by one of my fav people has a book thats out today.

Buy it and reblog this.

(via curtneill)

edasalazar:

I’ve been seeing the “24 Signs She’s A Slut” article popping up on line. I thought it would be helpful for me to create a guide to telling if a dude is a slut or not. I hope this helps everyone. 

Thanks Ed for helping everyone with this edasalazar:

I’ve been seeing the “24 Signs She’s A Slut” article popping up on line. I thought it would be helpful for me to create a guide to telling if a dude is a slut or not. I hope this helps everyone. 

Thanks Ed for helping everyone with this edasalazar:

I’ve been seeing the “24 Signs She’s A Slut” article popping up on line. I thought it would be helpful for me to create a guide to telling if a dude is a slut or not. I hope this helps everyone. 

Thanks Ed for helping everyone with this

edasalazar:

I’ve been seeing the “24 Signs She’s A Slut” article popping up on line. I thought it would be helpful for me to create a guide to telling if a dude is a slut or not. I hope this helps everyone. 

Thanks Ed for helping everyone with this

Hush Money Sketch - Why don’t you subscribe??

Hi friends. I come to you today asking something really basic.

We’ve been working hard over there at Hush Money and I really am so proud of the stuff we’ve done so far. Thanks for watching. Thanks for sharing. Thanks for telling me in person you like the videos. That all really means SO much to me. Seriously. My heart is bursting with warmth because of the already overwhelming show of support for the 6 of us being huge idiots on the internet. Me, Josh WallaceGeorge Castillo CoffeyLuke JensenBrodie Reed, and Rivers Langley are truly trying our best to make things that we think you will like. 

So here is what I ask, and I am sorry for bugging you guys at all…

Would you subscribe on youtube? A lot of you have (I see you bb  thanks for that) But subscribers are the metric we are forced to use to prove that we are a worthwhile endeavor to the outside world. So I come to you, my cluster of dear friends on Tumblr first. 

Please subscribe to our channel. Every subscription counts and helps us get one step closer to bigger and better things (which we are actively working on)

SUBSCRIBE HERE PLEASE -https://www.youtube.com/user/HushMoneySketch

Thank you so much and I love you all. To reward you for sitting through this, here is a wonderful dog I found on Buzzfeed.

image

This week, on Hush Money

What’s up with Luke’s mouth? Can Josh’s jawline ever quit? Is George dying??

Enjoy this and please if you suffer from gambling addiction, there is help for you out there. Call 1-800-522-4700 and please, subscribe to our channel.

kurtbraunohler:

Last week I did the Mancow morning radio show in Chicago.

It did not go well.

As a comic, I’ve done a lot of morning radio. It’s the main press for most Midwest clubs. Never have I had an experience like the one I just had.

Everybody is familiar with the Morning Zoo stereotype – the sound…

One year ago, this weekend, was the SMC shooting.

At the vigil for the shooting (something I could barely attend without the help of Morgan Jay, who went above and beyond what I would expect a friend to do and did it with a smile on his face) they had this therapeutic activity where you could write your feelings or thoughts on a card and they would hang them on the campus. I wrote the only thing I was thinking. I wish this never happened. I wish this never happened for anybody.

I quietly think about that day every single day. I think about how it changed me. How I can take back control in bits and pieces. How I will always feel so heartbroken for the victims I knew and didn’t know. How I can never unsee or unhear the things I did that day. How I still cannot watch a movie or tv show with a gunfight in it without getting sweaty and uncomfortable. How my sense of safety still has such a long way to go. How I will probably always have a different relationship to death from now on. How no one will really be able to relate to why certain things will now trigger an unusual reaction.

I spent the weekend surrounding myself with the security of people that I love who love me. I spent a lot of the last year in despair desperately trying to prove that I was worthy of the life I had been spared when people around me lost theirs. After this weekend I feel so safe with the people I love around me I just wanted to say this to mark the occasion. I am happy and lucky to be alive and still so full of love.

Couples in Olden Times Would Have Argued Like Us If They Knew How

thecomedybureau:

Sketch group Hush Money makes an interesting hypothesis with their sketch Correspondence Fight. If people in relationships from centuries past knew the sort of sarcastic, passive aggressive language we use so frequently today, they would have opted for that over their verbose prose.

Whether or not that’s true, which would be impossible to verify without a time machine, it makes for a pretty funny sketch.

thisisathingcomedy:

Join us for another UnBrunch meet-up!
Sunday, May 11th, 1pm to 4pm at Upstairs Bar at Ace Hotel, in downtown Los Angeles. Enjoy stunning views, delicious drinks and some tunes by Dublab. Here’s a map link.
Come get your summer started and be a part of our collective of independent live comedy producers, bookers and other passionate peeps. The ongoing monthly meet-up, UnBrunch, is open to all live comedy people - comedians, producer-types, fans and eager beavers. Come one, come all.
Make a friend and discover a new favorite place every month at #UnBrunch.

thisisathingcomedy:

Join us for another UnBrunch meet-up!

Sunday, May 11th, 1pm to 4pm at Upstairs Bar at Ace Hotel, in downtown Los Angeles. Enjoy stunning views, delicious drinks and some tunes by Dublab. Here’s a map link.

Come get your summer started and be a part of our collective of independent live comedy producers, bookers and other passionate peeps. The ongoing monthly meet-up, UnBrunch, is open to all live comedy people - comedians, producer-types, fans and eager beavers. Come one, come all.

Make a friend and discover a new favorite place every month at #UnBrunch.

#checkindiaries @hot_tub_show (at The Virgil)