A #regram from @Paigeweldon of the close and beautiful friendship I share with @coffeygrams (at Echo Park Lake)

georgecoffey:

I recently quit my job. That’s strange, usually people clap when I say that. Because of my current, ongoing and/or tragic unemployment I’ve been selling some of my belongings on Ebay. As I understand it this is a website originally devoted to electrically selling bay seasoning.

I thought it…

If none of you assholes get me grain I’m going to be pissed.

emmfaye:

- Happy Feet Two on Blu-ray

- A podcast subscription

- A $25 gift card to Lamps Plus

- One ticket to your local community theatre’s production of Rent

- An app (for a phone OR a small plate before an entrée)

- Michael Bublé’s Christmas

- A tear-stained American flag

- A hardcover copy of…

Selfie. (Beautiful art by @paigeweldon )

thehiggsweldon:

By Paige Weldon, Monika Scott & Emily Faye

Texting is hard. We’re here to help. In celebration of the upcoming holiday, Text Guide creator Paige Weldon and her guest text experts Monika Scott and Emily Faye have compiled a list of texts guaranteed to make you seem totally disinterested in any…

thisisathingcomedy:

Join us for another UnBrunch meet-up!

Sunday, February 9th, 3pm to 6pm at Cha Cha Cha in Hollywood. Here’s a map link because we value your time.

We want you to come and be a part of our collective of independent live comedy producers, bookers and other passionate peeps. The ongoing monthly meet-up, UnBrunch, is open to all live comedy people - comedians, producer-types, fans and eager beavers. Come one, come all.

Make a friend and discover a new favorite place every 2nd Sunday afternoon in LA aka #UnBrunch.

Come hang out with me?  

emmfaye:

He faces his body towards you with legs spread slightly apart.

What it means: He’s attracted to you.

He puts his arm around your shoulders when you walk together.

What it means: he feels close and wants to indicate that you’re with him.

His pupils dart side to side.

What it means: He’s…

thehiggsweldon:

By Monika Scott & Paige Weldon

Hey kids! Use this fun Mad Lib to make a Jezebel.com article of your very own. Fill in the blanks with the parts of speech indicated, and see what silly business you can stir up on the Internet today!

Well, _____ (exasperated exclamation). I know I get a lot of…

thisisathingcomedy:

Join us for another UnBrunch meet-up! Sunday, January 12th, 3pm to 6pm at The Lot at Riot LA Fest.

It’s the New Year and we want to keep the live comedy community growing. What better place then the 2nd Riot LA comedy festival in Downtown Los Angeles? The Lot, filled with food, games, drinks and good people, will be open both Saturday and Sunday this weekend. UnBrunch will be Sunday afternoon. Riot LA pass holders get free access to The Lot or you can buy a $10 ticket.

Come and be a part of our collective of independent live comedy producers, bookers and other passionate peeps. The collective’s ongoing monthly meet-up, UnBrunch, is open to all live comedy people - comedians, producer-types, fans and eager beavers. Come one, come all.

Make a friend and discover a new favorite place every 2nd Sunday afternoon in LA aka #UnBrunch.